I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
when your teacher asks u why ur late to class
Everyone should watch Sky High for the sheer fact that there is a character whose mother is a superhero and father is a super villain and the kid’s name is Warren Peace.
Warren Peace, man.
He also looks like this, if that helps at all
This movie is ridiculously underrated and the fact that they didn’t get to make it a four-part series like they had planned is a tragedy
"why be straight and cis when u can be queer and tr-"
hi lets not treat lgbtq+ identities like fashion trends
When I’m dating a man I’m no longer bisexual
Just like when I’m at home, I’m no longer employed
Or when I’m not studying I’m no longer a student.
Mmm object impermanency
Object permanence came up in the context of earthquakes the last time I played Cards Against Humanity. So this is hilarious to me in many ways.
Please detail, I like playing CAH.
Emily Post’s Etiquette Daily, 23 July 2014:Q: My nephew, who is gay, just got married in Massachusetts. do I send a card or a gift or both? How do I acknowledge the event?
Who even knows? Gay people are aliens, their customs may be very different from ours. Better not risk it.